Scanning one of those ubiquitous holiday gift guides the other day, I came across this contraption. Sign of the times?

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam I am.

Would you like them in a blog?

I would not like them in a blog.

Would you like them in a vlog?

I would not like them in a vlog.

Would you like them in a vook?

I would not like them in a vook. What are you, some kind of kook?

No, I am not some kind of kook. A vook is a new kind of book.

Could I buy this vook on Woot?

Yes, of course this vook’s on Woot.

Then that is something I will tweet.

Oh, how sweet that you will tweet;

Please tweet it out and all about.

And I will download this for free:

Green eggs and ham for you and me.

Lunchbreath brings us the solution to one of life’s biggest problems: how to judge a reader’s taste based on their cover-less Kindle. The Trapper Kindle keeps your Kindle safe…your reputation, not so much.

I wonder which book was just too good to put down…

(Yes, we realize this has nothing to do with books, but wanted to make you smile on Monday morning.)

The Keyword Search function in Google Analytics is one of my favorite features. “Porno” and “Animalsex” are consistently in our top 10 (thank you Isabella Rossellini)…and those searches often come from Turkey. Not sure what that means; I’m just sayin’…

Also of note here is that “haste yee back” is often in our top 10 search terms. Haste Yee Back is one of our most consistent commenters — and I have to say, always with a smile on his face, he’s got something sweet to say (Love you Haste Yee ).